they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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