Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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