we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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