So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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