Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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