ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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