love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Randomize
