I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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