Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You're like the curious george of whores
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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