wat bout pragnant strippers??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
