I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
