I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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