fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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