Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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