I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
