Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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