elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
you had me at cake vodka
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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