Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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