Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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