Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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