So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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