...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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