Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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