thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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