Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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