But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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