Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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