How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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