So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's Friday. Sex?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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