Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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