i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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