I hate your face
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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