We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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