The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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