First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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