It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize