im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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