I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
