so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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