every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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