Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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