Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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