Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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