The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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