dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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