Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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