gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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