Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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