I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i out mim tonsoeep
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