Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She bit a glass in half.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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