Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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