Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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